I didn't end up findin' one o' them Indigos yesterday. I call that unfair, and disc...discriminationary. Against class an' that. What I wouldn't do with a hundred quid...

Anyway, I know I'm goin' t'the pictures with you today, Penny, only I jus' realised today's the Fifth! Anyone doin' bonfires tonight? I mean, I know the most of you are Americans ( Read more... )

[The device is jostled on accidentally as Chris finally sits down, breathing heavily. He doesn't speak for a bit and then speaks to himself between panting.]

Blimey. Lucky it ended then. ... ... ... ...don't reckon Penny did leave those.

[ooc: As is probably patently obvious, I only did this curse for the pointlessly extravagant tags. NO REGRETS.]

[Private to Sam Tyler/Filtered Horribly]
Hey, Boss? You're not at your desk, so I figured I'd just ask over these things an' it'd be quicker than me searchin' you out an' I was just gonna go for lunch anyway. But one 'a me mates, Hanna, he's got puppies, an' 'e's offerin' me one. So I figured I'd better ask you cos of you not bein' all too pleased ( Read more... )

Weird week, that. Kept feelin' different things every day, all over th'place.....reckon that's what bein' a bird feels like. Anyway, sorry if I was a twonk t'you on me birthday. I don't really think that's what mates are about. You lot are good mates cos y'put up with me bein' a twonk.

[Chris sounds super-sulky.]

It ain't fair. It's me birthday today an' no-one's givin' me anything. There in't a party, or presents an' now no-one's even givin' me any attention cos that Sorrow bloke stole it all. An' I'm not goin' t'go an' kill stuff. Prob'ly no-one'd give me attention then even if I did. Definitely wouldn't give me gifts then an' I ( Read more... )

Don't like these curses with it rainin' biscuits an' cakes and that. Gets crumbs down me collar an' I itch inside me vest for th'rest of the day. Ain't even good biscuits. Taste like paper an' cardboard. Least the cakes 'ad variety. These are just rubbish. S'pose it's nothin' too bad, though. Easy curse. Jus' aggravatin'.

[Chris sounds on the verge of giggling]

So the curse today might be a bit difficult t'cope with... [He snickers.] ...but don't anyone go an' lose their 'ead.

[Dead air. For a while. And then Chris clears his throat.]

Um.

[More pausing.]

So I reckon this won't...this won't really go...all that well but...I just 'ave t'say it, I dunno.

[Pause. Man, Chris, do you want a little POST with your DEAD AIR?]

Ray....

...

Think it'd be easier if I wrote this out, maybe, dunno.

[A pause while he tries aaaaaand it's not.]

( Read more... )

Jus' thought I should say t'those who don't know that I'm back t'normal. An' thanks t'Frankie for fixin' me.

Oh yeah, an' is anyone lookin' for a flat or a flatmate? My place's huge and empty an' the ticking's drivin' me mad.

[Chris sounds incredibly, incredibly hesitant.]

Um...so, I'm still a vampire, an' the weekend's over. S'it just a longer curse than usual? Anyone else still affected? 'ow much longer do I 'ave t'stay out of the sun?